Well my knitted afghan condom didn't work because

The Sub sandwich had a stance that justified it's existence in the Sandwich Hall of Fame, which of course was located in Philadelphia. No genuine dispute

Back before the public service messages, Scruff McGruff was tougher than Elliot Ness. Over a bottle of scotch he related to me the case that lead him to retire. Chicago, 1978, he

The scientist locked the Gamma Ray's target on the fish. This was the last phase of his research. He pulled the trigger just as his Cat jumped on the fish. The Gamma Ray fused

“Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking Nerf herder!” The teach heard the insult, the young girl was a creative insulter. The boy in the vest did play with Nerf items so

Halls filled with kids of all kinds Diversities and Personalities and attitudes, it all interesting as I sit back and watch these people they swear their loyal but their not. Y LIE

Frank drove a silver car.A BMW the company lent him.The day he had to return it was one hell of a day...sad memories.All because

It was a hot summer day at Camp and we were getting ready to hike, sandwiches were made, water bottles filled and counselors backpacks packed. They were ready to head out when all

I was taking a nice stroll in the forest when I came upon a building that I had not seen before. I go inside and there was a long creepy hallway that seemed to never end. I saw a

He took a tin-opener, cut open the tin and pushed up the lid - only to be confronted with another tin within. "It's tinned tinned sweetcorn," crowed the shop keeper in triumph, "do

She had been up all night. Vodka and harsh cigarettes. She made out with fifteen different mouths. But there was a deadline. She drew a cat, with a pink bow and no mouth and called

True story: I was stopped at a light, really going for the gold. I had this crusty booger entrenched deep in the nasal fortress and when I plunged extra deep I scooped out

My living room looks like the bottom of a pool.The walls are swimming pool blue & a ripple glass skylight covers the ceiling. At the deep end lies an inflated young Dustin Hoffman

I couldn't wait for opening day at my delicatessen, "Tounge in Cheek"

I got down on one knee. "With this ring, will you do me the honor of becoming complicit in the exploitation of destitute African diamond miners?" She blinked. "Oops, I mean

"It was Mr. Green, ruefully, in the dope Lounge with the ostentatious rope," I accused. The Clue: Adverbs and Adjectives expansion pack was challenging. I checked the case envelope

The stranger acrossed the street. At the end of November, a new neighbour moved to my street...

So she stood there. The barrista's "coolness" was wearing thin. "Lady I have never made a Mocha-Frappa-Scone-Sandwich." The strollered child cried. Had he just called her "Lady?"

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. She'll probably die. She swallowed a spider to catch the fly that riggled and jiggled inside her.

Came home, drank about 8 or 9 Budweisers, then went straight to bed. I dreampt of thick rivers cascading as waterfalls into the ocean. So much water. Flowing. Streaming. Then