We left Jerry being threatened by Zombie Newman and his Zombie friends,CrazyJoeDevola and TheSoupNazi.Seinfeld had a knife and now he's running away screaming on a cartoonish way.

...when you say you 'love' me, do you mean like how you 'love' your snowmobile, or how you 'love' caribou hunting?"

Playing video games was Bob's favorite thing to do. but one day, something unexpected happened.

When I got back to Iris, we shared some of the food and fell asleep smelling of Funyons. I woke up late in the afternoon and Iris was using the last of the ice on her forehead

Wow, this class is so "fun" right? Web design is the

"You want to date Luanda? Then you have to sleep with me. And I don't mean 'rest' either. I mean knocking the boots." Ted stared at Tammy. She was serious. She was totally dis

The Congress had planned on coming up with a plan to raise the debt ceiling...but Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) thought they were "raising the roof", which he heard about on Oprah and was

Bill Clinton scorched the top of the creme brulee with a cigarette lighter and some aquanet. "Little thing I leanred in the service" he crooned, with the cigar

She shot up in bed, a crashing sound waking her from her deep sleep. She heard someone laughing from the doorway.

The sweet young girl went to the circus.

They traced the beginning of the end to "The McLaughlin Group", a sad and tired TV show. Leaping from her chair, Eleanor Clift began to strangle

It started to rain cats and dogs, and the basement started to flood. As the water started to rise, my pet hamster, Wally, jumped in his toy 12 meter sailboat and began

I was watching Little House on the Prairie with my wife when suddenly my cell phone rang. It was work. It was an emergency. It was almost midnight.

"Are you kidding? The shoes that look like hobbit feet were bad enough, but this! You've no idea what fires you are playing with" Jackson was furious, but the merchandising people

Gerald! Well if I had any feelings I might regret that you have "won" the right to "star" in our heavily scripted version of your life. I'm sure you have big dreams for the future,

There once was a talking parrot named Norman. I mean he could really talk. He wasn't just repeating things he'd heard. Now the funny thing was Norman was owned by a linguist who

We found the fourth colony, about 450 birds, on 13 June. It was within the San Jacinto Wilderness, next to a pond on Warner Road. The strange

The Folding Story family was a mystery to everyone on the Internet. Many urban legends had arisen about this family, the most curious of which involved the Whitman Bros.It was said

Flip flop. Flip flop. Flop flop flop flop.

Miss. Willard was a kindly old woman who lived at the end of the street. She passed out toothbrushes every Halloween instead of candy. She smiled a lot. I hated her, but not for