I have too many skeletons and not enough space to keep them.

"Here lies the body of Edward Shakooftuplenetzer. His last name was too strange and such a hassle to spell, the people killed him so they didn't have to put up with this nonsense"

If you fold this story, can I fold yours?

If I don't wake up on time,

A prisoner in a chicken suit? Silicon.

If you're reading this, there's still time. Just the fact that you haven't yet lost your sight means that they won't reach you for a few more minutes. You have time to prepare

why am i here

I saw what I did that morning at the diner had caused a ripple that came back to hit me just now by her slamming the door in my face. "It was only a cup of coffee".

I've been staying up until one a.m, and that's only when I head upstairs, I usually don't fall asleep until much later. There's this anxious feeling. I dunno.

Today is my 2 year anniversary on FoldingStory. Do I get a present or anything?

"And you want to be my latex salesman?" Harold figeted in his seat. "Yes sir. I'm the man for the job. Latex is my middle name. Well not really, but I like it. A lot." The boss

Wow, doesn't anybody still fold?

It's a true and universally known fact that cats like to lick the inside of shoes. This pleases them and brings good luck to the owner. Once the shoe full of cat spit is put on

"So your the guy that bought the Nicolas Cage manor." said my new neighbor. "Why yes!" I said as I pulled my BMW into the gravel driveway. "Did they tell you it was haunted?"

Today marks another day when I awoke alive. Will I ever awake not alive or in death will I never sleep. Thes questions any me every damn morning. Am I mad? No I'm actually quite

"Sure, I've heard of spontaneous combustion...but an entire 3rd grade class?" Detective James Manatee said, looking down as the dozens of pairs of child size sneakers and piles of

It's actually easiest to just start at the end of this story. Here I sat, celebrated war hero, Lt. Commander John Dykeson, about to take my own life. It had been a mostly good life

As the family moved into their new three story home they were told by the moving men about all manner of history, from the indian burial ground the home was built on to the scenic

Monsieur, at zee Otel Ducase zee Culinary exPeriance ees completement. Here you find zee Bath. In ze Tub an enorm souffle - just add your favorit engredient ze madmosisel, he he

Joe was half asleep when he felt the ghost cat jump onto his bed. Joe got up to look for the cat's companion. There it was - a dark shadow cringing in the corner over the door. Joe