Falling...this was a sensation I had become accustomed to. In the past few months,

Professor Lulu Loomis was beginning to have second thoughts about taking a job at Hooters so soon after her sex-change operation. Maybe being a woman involved more than just

When i got in to the shopping mall , i saw people running out of the shopping mall, and behind them i saw a meat - eating robot throwing some kind of burning bombs at people..

The angel's halo sputtered like an exit sign in Quake. I noticed my best bud Joe was still there beside the bed. "Funny more hospitals aren't haunted," I thought in passing. Joe

A prisoner in a chicken suit? Silicon.

They say that the head stays alive for two minutes after it's been decapitated. The lack of this knowledge was the cause for Bob's mild confusion as he sailed over the edge of

She bounced the ball once more before she served. This was it, the last point or a start for new chances. If they got this point than they'll still have a chance of going to the

He pulled out of the driveway in his new SUV, knowing that the car wouldn't last the rest of the day, let alone the 2-years the warranty promised. What choice did he have though,

I was awoken by the sirens blaring dangerously close to the ditch I was residing in. Dazed and confused, I fumbled for my cocaine and pants, neither of which were where I remembered

I woke up doing math. Pizza might have been involved. If I order a large pizza should I have them cut it into 4 slices instead of 8? I don't think I can eat 8 slices but I could 4.

You love Cowboy TV because

One day, while a fine young man who went by the name Nick was sitting cross-legged atop a large oval pillar

How did the name Bozo become an acceptable name for a clown? It's just so...so boring. Could they not have come up with something more entertaining, more lively like

Tuesday. Laundry day! He whistled cheerfully, calling "Off to the laundrymat" & closing the door before his wife could answer. The laundrylady never spoke rotating the "Back Later"

I filled up my little alien-cave man baby this afternoon, with the usual

I got out my ruler and measured carefully. The other kids at the lunch table stared, but I intended to eat this Fruit By The Foot precisely one foot at a time. I made incisions

Waking up in the middle of nowhere, Justin suffered from dementia disease. Justin wakes up in the flower garden on the hill. Justin woke up and saw a small town of Helbres.

"PORRT SIYDE! WE GOT A WHALE!" Yelled Phil as the space whale struck our ship and knocked us on course to the asterisk asteroids.

I tried writing stories that rhymed, but it didn't quite work every time.

"Ash, you moron," said Pikachu, "all these years and you still haven't figured out my true identity." Pikachu then unzipped a zipper in his back and revealed himself to be