The young girl sat at the feet of the old man. "Tell me, sensei, the secrets of comedy." "You are too young now, my child. But when you are grown, mention of monkeys, pants and pie

What bugs me about the internets, is why do they call that thing a "mouse", and also, the fact that this computer thing doesn't resemble nor does it taste anything like an "apple"

They were gone, all of them. I came home, and they were gone.

The TV announced "Only 10 more shopping days until Christmas". Zeeno replied, "10 more days & the world ends. Let's see what's left on my list? Replace mannequins at Macy's with

"You know you're not supposed to be within a hundred yards of me." He stepped forward, covering my dress with footprints. At least the homicide detectives would know his shoe size

"Mothra is coming," he thought to himself. Somehow he knew. He put fresh water and food in the cat's bowls, and pulled out some work-clothes from a pile. He packed his lunch and

That commercial on TV has it all wrong. The best part of waking up is

Why? Why? Why??? The words screamed inside his head, as he rushed down the highway...cars screeching their breaks to avoid him.

In the Outback under an inky sky filled with perilously bright stars glowing overhead I rediscovered the fear of the unknown. The hairs on my nape stood up. Were we being watched?

She deeply loved him and respected him. It was undying romantic devotion. It was because he was rich.

His prom really was a surprise. When he got out of the limo he was on Mars. How did Mr. Daniels pull this off? Of course, he still didn't have a date, but the night was young.

Gerard woke yet again to the rusted shackles round his infected wrists. And yet he was somehow stirred to shout for joy toward the far window of his tower cell, that others might

By the time the officer made it to the window, she’d climbed over me and I’d slid under. She took my baseball cap and I took her black Ray-bans. That was usually sufficient

For what seemed like an eternity, smashysmashy looked for three long minutes, trying to find his folding story page in the jumbled mess of tabs.

Her husband came and found her in the kitchen. "I'm so sorry," he said holding her tight. "So sorry I brought you to a house with no internet access."

Hello? Yes, I'd like to report a naked man... He's in my garden lathering up. I don't know why. No I don't know him! Now he's rinsing off and he's picking my prize tomatoes!

Mr. Odwalla was tolgerlatting his hasbiggi's new plofu-molber, when a policeman drove by and stopped his car in suprise. "Is that a real plofu-molber?!" he asked in wonder.

Hell is taking up more and more of Heaven's operating budget which is why there are so few miracles anymore. With all the laws of nature that a miracle takes, the fines quickly add

In a small village, there lived a cheerful albeit clumsy young woman with a lazy eye. She worked in the postal delivery service, and her favorite food was muffins.

A young "belieber" scrolls through her twitter feed and sees #cut4bieber. It is trending, so she thinks that self harm must bee cool. Curiously, she finds a blade, and