My neighbor walks past my house every morning under the premise of walking his dog, but what he really is doing is looking in my window. "Hey Harold!" I shout & wave at him

Awkardly, I struggled to make a joke, dealing with stressful situations in the only way I ever did. How was I to know

There I was, standing at the wrong side of a Store Window while the mannequins were walking towards me. It was then when I realized. I fucked up. "Stay away from me, white trash!"

"This was more fun than pop rocks and soda pop," he thought as he strolled back up the line of nervous applicants. "7 was a lucky number, right?" he thought, savoring the quiet

Ever get that nagging feeling at the back of your neck? No, not my dog trying to pull me from this fire. I mean the notion this has happened before. That this is all deja vu.

Fish were falling from the sky - specifically haddock, though it was reported that one house down the lane had been covered in squid instead. It was July in Scrumpy, Georgia, so

Diarrhea Planet was now the 10th planet in our solar system. School teachers were baffled at this new scientific development and scientists' odd choice of name. The planet, made of

The gleaming yellow paint of the brand new Ferrari sparkled in late afternoon sunshine. It was so hard for Jake to wait for her; he just wanted to get out of there, to leave this

A new mailman delivered my mail today. He said my previous mail man said I sounded like an owl.

Dasher and Dancer buckled themselves into the reins. Their telekinesis had grown strong in the past season and they were no longer content with flying. Pinpoint pressure at the

Jenna had been up all night consoling her friend ShellySue that the red shoes did look good with yellow socks she didnt give a shit about ShellySue but Frank ShellSue brother was h

Ariel felt PR was her calling. With a dash of her pen, problems became features. She often felt that the world would be better off if God had been in PR.

Cursing softly at his luck, Tony tried to disentangle himself from the press of bodies now swarming him. How could he be so careless? The media hunted him relentlessly for his

In the short time since he'd stepped across the threshold, the race had begun. The old were tired and awaiting slaughter, save a few who enlisted cronies to bolster their position

i grabbed the rake and whipped it across the baby's face. Well it didn't stop crying. The door opened and in ran

I wake up every morning at

What if suddenly everything in the universe: atoms, sub particles, galaxies, humans, animals, plants, what if everything became 10% bigger, how would we know it happened?

Oh no. Oh God. The WiFi stopped working. What was she to do? How would she survive?

It started to rain cats and dogs, and the basement started to flood. As the water started to rise, my pet hamster, Wally, jumped in his toy 12 meter sailboat and began

Sophia asked why. A lot. When she was a child her parents put it off as a charming phase she was going through and tried their best to answer her questions with more questions, but