Daily life in Burgograd was – to put it mildly – somewhat quotidian. Men would snap their newspapers in the dry sunny air of springtime as ladies checked their shapely legs and

The lobotomist stood next to his patient, saying "You're pregnant." Xenia was too sedated to feel anything and yawned. What was she doing here? Her mother scheduled the lobotomy

Oh I'm a spelunker crack & I'm ok.I climb in caves where night is day." "He's a spelunker crack & he's ok.He climbs in caves where night is day."I rappel down walls, pick stalagtit

When live gives you lemons, you make lemonade, that's the obvious answer. But when...

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"I've dreamed before... of cats and dogs.... but a white rabbit no not before....i think ill follow it today..." I only heard bits and pieces of my stupid self over my loud music..

Evo, didn't disagree, he 'subverted the paradigm'. Evo didn't pick up girls, he 'enhanced his propagating potential.' Others went to the can or took a dump, but Evo '

Attention mere humans: I-The Supreme Fuzzy Overlord-command all human world leaders to report immediately to the nearest cat food processing facility to await further instructions.

'I'd just cleaned that!' I shouted, as my room mate, a young vampire, started taking selfies from the ceiling. He wasn't listening, so I went to get a broom to swat at him with.

I chuckled. Those furry artists, they'll never get me. Not with their godlessness or even godliness. I chuckled at the thought, the time had begun. They shall be eliminated here.

If he had known that this was going to happen, he never would have adopted a cat. He knew there were other things to focus on, but all he could think of was his cat

Dusting off his new leather jacket, Kiran winked at the curvy waitress approaching him. He had always been a flirt. "Have a seat at table 10", she said cautiously.

A thunderous applause filled the auditorium at the National Clogging Championships in Flushing, NY for the dancer leaving the stage. Dave a plumber by day, nervously waited for his

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT!! THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND OUT ON A SANDY BEACH... BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS.....

The most beautiful thing about the most terrible thing that happened to me was

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I woke up at the hour of 2 only to find myself in a room I did recognize

"...it will be landing on Tuesday night, not Thursday" I said as the line was breaking. "Heathrow... Yes". After 12 years I was going to visit Pegah, the girl I longed for hungrily

"How many bullets does it take to kill this machine?" Doug said as he finished the clip into my Honda Accord. "It looks so much more easier in the movies" Doug said as he reloaded

I would feel better if the knife butchering me was worth more. I know you got it from the bargain shelf, because you can't afford to spend a mere $1000 for a diamond encrusted one.