I ate my 7th twinkle. "There's an apple on the counter if you want it." my roommate said. Nuuoooo. I then began to turn on the tv and I hear my favorite song ♫

Zoltan yacked xylocarpous windsocks under Tinas sweater, obtusely reifying Quentin's plateresque orilon. No manly libretti, karaokes, jingles, intonations, homelies, gerrymandering

Just as SpaceShip Two reached the zenith of its arc Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, Leonardo DiCaprio and Ashton Kutcher lost their lunch. The complementary peanuts floated in the cabin

Once there was a bat he hated getting head butted by baseball and he was finished he was so jealous so he quit.

List of the stupidest Superheros ever invented: 1) Captain Carbuncle, able to cause unsightly boils to appear on his oponents face, secret ability: cures warts 2) Matter Eater Lad,

Shortly after Herman had pushed the button a hidious sound came out of the container. If this was not the end to the Garble people problem he had hand them over to the

Last night I dreamt I returned to a fold I only vaguely remember ...

Pastor Billy Bob's Bible: When God got done makin' all the varmints of Creeayshun, he was plumb tuckered an put up 'is boots, sayin' "This here's Sunday. Don't get up a sweat

You couldn't be sure it was moss or leeches oozing onto you from the low,dark trees as you flail across bog country, pursued by an unreliable, gloaming witch light.

Amundsen raised his arm for a halt, stepped off the sledge & sat down. He looked at each in turn as the party gathered around. "Let's give up." Hassel said, "but we're only 30 km

Charles sharpened his pencil for many hours. The shavings kept on falling to the floor amounting to a mountain. Hilda then attempted to climb this mountain but found it challenging

Robbie dodged the vicious crowbots of Detroit and got home with his new endovisks. But instead of "Hunger Maze 37", by mistake the shopkeeper had wrapped up "Magic: The Whole Art".

Never have I thought about something that big before. It was as big as a baby whale in a vast pacific ocean.

"It's quiet... too quiet." he said as he tripped over the cat.

"Go on then - just f--k off!" shouted England. "Think you'll find someone better? Think the EU will put up with your continual sulking!" Scotland was livid. "Yes, the EU LOVES me

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.I tried using my tools and soon I gave up hope. My dream of becoming a demolisher is hopeless atallcost

"I wonder how long it'll take to become famous." Miley said, fixing her blonde wig. "It'll take longer with that wig." Said her agent. "Just shave your head and twerk." "Ew, no."

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World War XVII started when the Allied Axis (Botswana, Nepal and Slovakia) declared war on their greates rivals: Vietnam, Alabama and The Elephant Republic Of El Salvador.

Captain Shmuro tightened the bolts on his new EG coil's mounting bracket as he endured the wittering of his sole paying passenger, Mme Lettucia Vinagretta of the EconoZone. Shmuro