Byron was getting weird so we sent him on vacation, but when he got back he put mosquito netting around his cubicle & when the secretary came with the mail he said, "Me Tarzan, you

He looked down at the village through the eye windows. Pulling some ropes, the giant jerked forward. He bellowed through the voice trumpet. "FEE! FIE! FOE! FUM!"

Once upon a time, there was a girl who wanted to teach middle school. She studied very hard in high school and decided to go to Georgia Southern University to get her degree

Once there was a girl named Savannah. Savannah was at the dentist when he all of a sudden he yelled....

The snow fell, heavy, wet, and Josh trudged through it headed for home. The weight in his stomach got heavier with each step. How could he tell his mom the truth when he didn't

Mr. Henry's history class was very popular because of the period costume banquet that served as final exam. King Henry's feast featured roast pig, a jester, & a mock beheading but

Finally, he could be himself. He closed the closet door. The walls were lined with astro-turf and he had a hogshead of port wine, and some cheeto's. He saluted his grande

though, to be honest, I’ve no idea why…Van Gogh and Renoir wore the old shawls. They had a bottle in brown paper bag between them. They pretended to be drunk old women.

"Was the purpose of the folds on folding story to perpetuate a theme throughout the entire story?" he wondered.

If one more woman claimed to have cornered the market in emotions then Ned was going to hug his pillow. At least men don't pretend, Ned was an empath's empath. He could sense

Habia una vez una rata que se llamaba

Carol drives a green car.A New Bug on a shade of green that reminds her of lettuce or new grass on a lawn deep down from a childhood memory.She always liked Volkswagens since her

Several 
philosophers, biologists, 
physicists and psychologists (who made up The Committee for Skeptical Inquiry) got together to discuss UFOS, Big Foot, and evolution.

The night was dark and there was a cruel wind blowing. If only I had an umbrella to protect me from the wet and a jacket to secure me from the cold.

I was a hamster, but god damnit, a good hamster at that, might I add. All other hamsters wished they could harness my intellect, but no one but I knows the truth. It all started

What if Finn and Jake were evil and the Ice King was good?

Otis wasn't afraid of death, it was the chance of waking up afterwards, in a moldy coffin 6 feet under, or worse - in the cremation chamber. His will stipulated that when he died

He had to make ends meet. That's how Trevor found himself participating in a blind test of condoms from different manufacturers. He struggled for adjectives to describe condom #3:

I smushed the bug on my bare stomach and thought nothing of it. The next day, in the shower

No one was there, yet the note had been clear '2 a.m. in the Coffee shop' -it said- and so I waited, but the uneasiness made me refuse the idea that Mr. Smith could prove what he