"I have to gross pad stuff, so you might not want to watch me pee this time." said

"I wish we didn't have to wear clothes. That'd be cool unless I lived in a cold place. But dogs look so happy, just spreading their junk on the ground." Kaitlin looked at Mark

Ήταν μια κρυα μέρα του χειμώνα, όταν ξύπνησαν οι σκαντζόχοιροι και είδαν όλη την κοιλάδα κάτασπρη!

Harry felt just a little nauseous and not so steady on his feet, he wished he could sit down but that was impossible, the rope was tight around his wrists and he was pulled tight

"My name is Electric Nachos", pleased to meat you.

Diarrhea Planet was now the 10th planet in our solar system. School teachers were baffled at this new scientific development and scientists' odd choice of name. The planet, made of

"I'll take the Whiskey battered bourbon bangers and a side of Soho Chips, and for dessert I'll take the deep fried giant Snickers bars, oh, and

Close the door, the mother shouts at the children running outside. Don't let bugs, the heat, the cold in.

Младен је излетио из куће бесан. Са собом је пнео само најнужније решен да се више никада неће вратити.

The Christmas party took a turn when Amy Fewster arrived with rum. Felix was smiling when he opened the door and he kept smiling as he struggled to make the connection: it was Amy

I have been studying sperm whales for 11 years so far, and I plan on continuing this career.

Once upon a time there was a lion

"Ich bin ein Berliner" translates to "I am a donut.", but most who entered the modest donut shop on Meinigerstrasse associated the name with loftier things. The Baker Manfried's

"Bloodsport, the animated series" was tucked under Spielberg's arm

There was this website where you typed in someone's name and they would be sent to Hell shortly after. It was called the Hell Correspondence. Everyone said it was just a joke but

Put it under the tongue and switch on the battery. See? The new eSnuff tastes like the real thing!

He shouldn't have gone outside ... The crickets! The crickets were so loud he couldn't think or see! But the towering Cricket Master Chi Chi Rico beckoned him to the town square,

The Solution: Hidden Costume.

The rumor was true.He had stolen it! Khan climbed into his large throne and placed the stone on a granite pedestal next to him.Then he addressed his soldiers.

"Okay Ryan," Martha started exasperated, "So what you're telling me is; you're gay, an angry midget wants to kill you, and you have an ancient relic from god knows where. Why?"