Once upon a time there was a little girl.

Dogs are cool. Dogs are great. If only I could afford a puppy crate. You see, he has a knack for getting into trouble. This canine lives in his own personal bubble.

World War XVII started when the Allied Axis (Botswana, Nepal and Slovakia) declared war on their greates rivals: Vietnam, Alabama and The Elephant Republic Of El Salvador.

"May heaven help the carbocritters of this world," thought supremely intelligent robocommander X13 on the eve of their destruction. "And may the transrobotic beings of our cosmos f

Amundsen raised his arm for a halt, stepped off the sledge & sat down. He looked at each in turn as the party gathered around. "Let's give up." Hassel said, "but we're only 30 km

With experience comes wisdom. After digging graves for 45 years, George decided to train a replacement. He placed an ad in the local paper: Wanted, gravedigger; nobody called.

But how would I find a drink in the middle of nowhere? But I had some hope. Had to have. Whatever the challenge, I'd have to overcome. At that moment, I remembered Sofia, sweet

On a dark and rainy night, some of the elder folders rattled over the cobblestones in their wheely chairs in search of The Architect, to ask about signs of the last fold and how

Jacob awoke with his chest hair on fire. Betty was bending over him fanning the flames with a copy of New Scientist magazine. Jordan grabbed a bottle of San Pellegrino fizzy water

"Lenny, remind me to look around after we've unpacked," the detective told his apprentice as the two boarded the SS Lily. News of suspicious activity had suggested foul play, and

'Mr. and Mrs. Johnson, I'm afraid I have bad news,' said Thomas Barclay, leaning forward from his seat. 'It's about your son. I'm afraid he'll never know the true meaning of

She likes wine; so, do I. She said she’d wear a Halloween costume for wine. I asked what costume. For lots of wine, she said I can choose. I felt a stirring. Birthday suit?

The air was thick with fog, and monstrous growls could be heard from within.

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.I tried using my tools and soon I gave up hope. My dream of becoming a demolisher is hopeless atallcost

Once upon a time there was a man.

Welcome to the Turtle Super Express bound for Land of the Dancing Cranes, next stop:

Like she was gonna slap you in the back of the head. That is what it looked like to me. Like your dead grandma was gonna slap you upside the back of your head. And you deserve it.

The first thing I noticed, when I entered his room, was a picture of his sister. She died in an accident 3 years ago. It had been the epicenter of his breakdown. I had to hurry...

Sara signed her note, garlanded it with hearts & passed it to Patty who passed it to Sammy. He opened it: "I like you. Do you like me?" He wrote a reply & passed it back: "maybe."

Amanda tried to comfort her neighbor in 23B. Jessica was still shaking. "I feel ashamed -- it was a very nice ghost, but I'm easily startled!" Maybe that's why I'm here, thought