Jerry stammered into a room filled with people

Jerry stammered into a room filled with people dressed in full Halloween costumes. Everyone turned and gazed at him as if he were the odd looking character.

"Mu mu mu my k-k-k-costume. du du du dog ate it. Su su su su sorry " There was no sympathy. The invitation said those without a costume would be punished. Jerry was hoisted

upside down, naked, and by his heels and dangled over a boiling cauldron of...Jerry opened his left eye...children, was it? No costume = punishment. Whimpering, Jerry

pleaded to Tom to spare his life, but the cat would not be moved. He finally got his revenge on that little bastard of a mouse, and he wasn't about to show mercy in his moment of

triumph. Jerry was an asshole and Tom was going to show the world. Tom said, "Finally, Jerry, I will eat you!" He opened his paws and saw Jerry...Seinfeld!?

It was long overdue that the piano was tuned.

We ran out naked and 123 of us phooned while Grouggie got the shot. They then asked us to bring it back. I had to waffle.

I would never live it down. Everyone on Marlon-5 used Murbook. I would have to move under a rock and eat pond algae and acorns for the rest of my life.

It took me a while to pack the necessities. Once I did, I chose a promising looking rock, conveniently located near a pond and moved in. There I lived the rest of my sorry days.