Ladies and Gentlemen, are you tired of Disco

Ladies and Gentlemen, are you tired of Disco Clowns stealing the pies off your windowsills? Then try new Chuckle Acid™, the spray that dissolves clowns in seconds. Just spray and

your class will sober up real quick. Where did Pete & Jack go? Well, they forgot a little word called 'decorum' & thanks to fast acting Chuckle Acid, the clown dissolver, Teach can

amorphous black blob of jello for breakfast everyday. But the acid....man that acid was something else. No wonder it went for $10 a gram. And when you consider inflation, that

his now bright red nose was showing and the rainbow haired cops who incarcerated him in a bouncy castle full of balloon animals, it was worth it. Heck even the honky horn the judge

Made him hold between his legs wasn’t that bad, so long as no one came along and squeezed it too hard causing a flock of geese to come in response. Geese are the worst because they

don't give a honk about Chuckle Acid, Clowns w/o Borders, or driving around in little cars, let alone caring about his feelings about holding it between his legs like holding in a

laugh squashed into a box. Inevitably the scandal engulfing Clowns Without Borders & unregulated Chuckle Acid abuse led to Bozo in the dock in chains confronted by ace prosecutor

Jim "I ain't never laughed" McGee, the perfect yin to the Clowns Without Borders' yang. Luckily for Bozo, the trial was being held in Kangaroo Court which was a serious

pie in the face of jurisprudence but what could Bozo do about it but squirt from a plastic flower for the rest of his life. In the end, Judge Claribell ruled for Mr. Greenjeans.