He showed up to the marriage counselor's
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He showed up to the marriage counselor's office three hours early. He handed her 10K cash and said, "When my wife and I come in later, remember she is WRONG," and he winked
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his really flashy wink. But then he noticed she was holding another cash stuffed envelope. "The BITCH!" he screamed, "You see what I have to deal with?" She got there first and
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bought up both Boardwalk & Park Place. But I had a mouse trap in wait for the little squealer, in the conservatory with some rope & pipe. I was gonna tiddly her winks for the cash
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she got from landing on free parking. "Sorry!" I shouted manically as I pushed the marble down its path, activating the mousetrap. To my horror she slid down a chute, avoiding
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the ladder altogether and ended up in Candy Land. "Go fish!" she cried and proceeded to gently place her left foot on the yellow dot, then crumpled to the floor when she saw that
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her fold was in the "aging" FoldingStory link. What did that mean? Why wasn't it in the "fledging" or "dormant" link? She thought her folds should be found in a new FS link, called
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the Yoshizawa–Randlett system. At once she decided to write a complaint letter on pink tissue paper with a goose feathered quill but her aging folding story link prevented
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her from arranging the words in the right order. She didn't realize until it was too late her sentences were jumbled and altered from their original meaning. Instead of
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saying "I like to eat cookies with my girls", it said: "I eat girls. Like My Cookies? To With!" She was made to sound like a lesbian, biscuit-eating owl, and was not happy, so she
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read 'Lesbian Biscuit-Eating Owls are from Mars. Other Lesbian Biscuit-Eating Owls are from Venus'. She couldn't decide if she was Martian or Venusian, & got even sadder.
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- 2011-05-27 14:58:58
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- 2013-06-01 02:36:36
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PurpleProf Jun 01 2013 @ 02:52
Personally, I prefer the term "classic" to "aging." I believe I will have to lodge a pink tissue paper complaint.
lucielucie Jun 01 2013 @ 03:02
I love categories. Classic, Maturing, Developing at its own Rate & Ripe are all categories which should be added IMO.
lucielucie Jun 01 2013 @ 03:07
Was it her lesbian, owlish, biscuit eating habits which led to the marriage counselling? And MoralEns's character is obviously a Martian.
PurpleProf Jun 01 2013 @ 03:07
RIPE??!!! I beg your infantile opinion, little Miss LucieLucie! ;)
PurpleProf Jun 01 2013 @ 03:11
Actually, I was thinking the guy in the first fold was from Uranus.
lucielucie Jun 01 2013 @ 06:59
Some of the folds are a bit ripe.
inatick Jun 02 2013 @ 00:10
The pink tissue paper complaint in my fold is based on a real lady who frequently writes handwritten complaint letters to goverment departments on pink tissue paper. Possibly she is just lonely. The Yoshizawa–Randlett system is a diagramming system used to describe the folds of origami models. Many origami books begin with a description of basic origami techniques which are used to construct the models. There are also a number of standard bases which are commonly used as a first step in construction. Models are typically classified as requiring low, intermediate or high skill depending on the complexity of the techniques involved in the construction.
PurpleProf Jun 02 2013 @ 00:20
As they say here in the Deep South: "Lawdy have mercy..."