For starters we're having Sardicado crostini

For starters we're having Sardicado crostini & pepperice stuffed squash blossoms. Then it's spagetofu with chipotleek sauce & for the main course stuffed pumpkingfishallotomatillo

. Heston Blumenthal looked at the vegan hippies expecting them to be impressed with his menu but they weren't. The hippies just continued talking about composting

and the proposed plan to transition the commune into reusable toilet paper. They'd gone through 72 rolls last month alone and the Director was fed up. Blumenthal asked

"Is anyone else's ass crack severely chaffed? Mine feels like an interchange on the 405 freeway, hot, crusty and raging." Blumenthal was like that. The commune had been thinking

about upgrading the toilet paper in the outhouses. Butt until Blumethal complained, the commune had been using thistles. "And, while we're at it," he continued, "Let's also install

the loo was writing love sonnets and haiku on the bathroom stalls with rainbow colored Sharpies. When Blumethal learned what his restaurant staff was up to, he punished them by

forcing them to eat snail porridge until they were sick. So Blumenthal's staff got their revenge by serving Cleveland Steamer as a starter. But the reviews for the soup were rave

so they, buoyed by this success, introduced the Alabama Hot Pocket as an entree. Eventually Blumenthal found himself staffless; they all had gone to open an eatery. Their desserts

arrived first (of course). As all were congratulating themselves and telling Hot Pocket folklore, Bluementhal was updating his will and making flight arrangements to Jersey Shore.