Shiva was a god who really like dancing I

Shiva was a god who really like dancing I have been a rare goddess that he has not been romancing

But Shiva was the god of inner awakening, the self realization could be earth shaking

or maybe it was the tectonic plates colliding. I wasn't sure but felt my instinct was stronger than science. When I visited Indonesia for a skiing holiday

, I stopped in to visit Dr. Hermawhan Hermawhan, Indonesia's top geologist and part-time stand-up comedian. "Dr. Hermawhan, what are the chances that an earthquake will

many times. A killer shark that could command the powers of a volcano? I shuddered and just hoped this 'sharkano' didn't exist.

But hope, like a malformed butterfly emerging from its chrysalis and failing to spread its wings, shrivelled before my eyes as the Sharkano opened its jaws & a pyroclastic flow rol

led out from underneath its tough and scratchy tongue. Now I knew for sure all hope was lost. How was I going to swim away from this mess. Suddenly I had an inspiration

but it soon got washed away, along with my consciousness, by giant waves of drool that the monster had sent my way. I was awakaned by the pain of venom coursing through my veins,

and a pounding in my temples echoing Soft Cell's "Tainted Love." If I was to go down, my knowledge of the whereabouts of the vampire nest would mean the end of the terror in Ohio.