I voted today.

I voted today.

That was her latest post. I gurantee, in less than five mins. she'll post needing a farmhand on her Farmville Farm. I have been stalking her every post. I wish

she would just get it ovr with. There is nothing more pathetic than

having to be seen around town with her father in all his drag queen garb. Why does he have to choose here to do his show? I have

never seen a more garish set of clothes, especially on a short, bald man who was almost 350 pounds! Why must he

wear that awful purple spandex ensemble? Oh gosh, he looked like Richard Simmons before he lost weight. Gag me with a spoon. I quickly avoided him only to bump into

the actual Richard Simmons. I can't handle this. I decided that I would much rather be

in a cave eating guano then dealing with this shit. I mean seriously, who in their right mind would

eat cookies after taking a dump in the darkest corner of the dripping cave? It may glow under a blacklight but it just isn't conducive to