THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY

THE ADVENTURES OF CHRISTIAN BILLY - BILLY VISITS THE HADRON COLLIDER. This week, Billy & his Sunday school classmates, including his best friend, Damien, visit the Hadron Collider.

Billy was about to say, "Why do you call it the God particle, when God is infinite and all around us?" Damien interupted, "How much popcorn can you microwave with this baby?"

Contrary to that "Castaway" movie that came out several years back (based loosely on his life), Wilson actually survived & had hopes of becoming a comedian on SNL. He studied

the reproductive behavior news anchors but that was just an obsessive side hobby. After his tropical ordeal Wilson drifted out to sea. He picked up work as a soccer ball on a merch

ant vessel transporting equipment to Qatar for their upcoming World Cup fixtures. Imagine Wilson the soccer ball's surprise when Sepp Blatter chose him kick around during the publi

C ceremony at the grand opening of the indoor swimming pool. Wilson jumped in the water head first.he was never seen or heard from again. The National Team wanted Sepp to join

but he had conditions. Due to medical conditions he insisted the team hire a his masseuse, Lady,QuiQui. Furthermore, no one was to plain Lady in Red anywhere near him, ever. Swim

-suits and pants-suits in the color red immediately made him go ape. Finally someone got the bright idea to put red-colored lenses in his glasses, which made all red things appear

very, very red. . .there couldn't be anything redder, except, of course, his face when he walked in on Magilla naked (he, not Magilla)--who proceeded to post the photos online.