"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin

"You know what's cool? Tin foil. Super thin metal that you can tear off a piece and just wrap it around something? That shit is badass bro." He looked at me, winked, & did a header

, top left corner. Gooooaaaal!! Ack, fooled again. All the strikers in the premier league knew how to distract me. I was the only goalie with a tin foil fetish. "Brian, you're fire

and I am ice!" Together we are the World Wrecking Crew! So I was fire and he was ice. That meant I had to make a costume.

immunity. what was that sound over there?

My ears seemed to hone in to a dripping noise, soon enough I could smell

and taste victory. My boyfriend was finally going to fix the dripping tap I'd be asking him to repair for months. I could hear him replacing the washer and felt elation at

the prospect of finally having some clean underwear. But I still needed him to fix the faucet...& mow the lawn & clean the garage & paint the hall & feed me bonbons. My boyfriend

was no good at any of these things - no, he just lay under the table and tried to shut out the world as the tap dripped, grass grew, garage further filthied itself, paint flaked, a

and the world spun madly on. The cat made a few circles on his back and lay down purring, his toddler patted his head and gave him his blankie, and he fell asleep dreaming in color