"My name is PurpleProf and I (deep breath)

"My name is PurpleProf and I (deep breath) am a Foldaholic." I sat down.

"Hello, PurpleProf" chimed the remaining Foldaholics in chorus. It then grew deathly quiet, as each member silently waited for another to begin, secretly hoping someone would

start confessions. A man in a long coat & hat began, "My name is Slim Whitman & I am a Foldaholic. My lost fold was 30 sec ago. It was brilliantly eloquent and..."

"Yeah, did you see mine?!" 49erFaithful cut in. That was awesome the way you set it up & I knocked it out of the park!" The FoldingStory Anonymous meeting leader cleared his throat

. "This meeting will come to order! All rise for your supreme overlord, KieferSkunk." The FoldingStory Anonymous crowd stood up and bowed as Kiefer walked in, but laughed when

they saw that he's rope was not zip all the way up.You can see that he was wearing a red thong under his rope.

His rope was attached to a soap which contained his dope. His mother couldn't cope so she went to visit the Pope. The Pope said "There is no hope for

poetry when we resort to inane rhyme. Don't you read the New Hampshire Literary Review? Now, let me alone, it is time for my snack." The Pope pressed a buzzer on his throne, and a

came to mind to earn the pope's favor. Well, two from which to choose: "A horse is a horse of course of course," or "I like the pope, the pope do dope." Which would you choose?