asdfasdf asdfsadf asdfsdaf asdf
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asdfasdf asdfsadf asdfsdaf asdf
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Although I had a brilliant mind, my communication was limited. After the accident, I was limited to writing with my left hand on the center of the keyboard. "A fads sad dad ad"
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Fortunately I got a real steal on Hawkings old wheel chair at an estate sale in Chesterton. Now I have a really posh computer voice the nurses all dig and my palsied left hand
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had a spasm.
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Twitched itched bitched and spasmed again. True multitasking. I bet if I tried I could Belch, Fart, Crap and Pee my pants all at the same time. old age has its wonders. I wonder if
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I could start a competition, the BFCP Tournament. The person who could Belch, Fart, Crap and Pee their pants the longest would win. Maybe there would be other categories, like
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you get with the Nobel Prize. That, of course, is how the Nobel Prize started out. I'd have to decide on an overall prize structure, or have a trophy made - something like
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the bust of Quasimodo dipped in Easter Chocolate. My version of the Nobel Prize would be yearly given to the ugliest guy who could also get a super hot chick, It should be named
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The Chandler. However, the Nobel committee totally shot down my proposal of the Chandler award, so I took my Chocolate Quasimodo bust and
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slowly ate it in front of them.
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- Started
- 2011-06-03 12:56:57
- Finished
- 2011-08-14 23:31:37
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m80 Aug 14 2011 @ 23:51
Ha! Chaz started a story from gibberish, and even worked it into the context! Amazing!
SlimWhitman Aug 16 2011 @ 08:01
Yeah - nice save Chaz! I thought it was going somewhere interesting, but then the story "had a spasm".
Chaz Aug 17 2011 @ 07:06
Someone liked asdfasdf asdfsadf asdfsdaf asdf? Just wondering why,
SlimWhitman Aug 17 2011 @ 08:05
Maybe "had a spasm" and "asdfasd" liked eachother.
KieferSkunk Oct 25 2013 @ 16:09
More than 2 years after it was written, I just came across this story. I dunno about you guys, but "had a spasm" completely cracked me up.
MoralEnd Oct 25 2013 @ 16:13
Excellent work CHAZ!