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"In March, there will be a hard frost, followed

  • "In March, there will be a hard frost, followed by plauges of frogs." Madame Zooza glanced between her crystal ball and the laptop. Writing for the Farmer's Almanac was hard work.

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  • And Richard wasn't Poor anymore, but he sure paid like he was. Madame Zooza thought about her real dream, which was to write bumper stickers, not for this stupid Almanac.

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  • Madam Zooza gazed in her crystal ball for bumper sticker ideas and came up with: “My child was inmate of the month at county jail” “Don’t drink and park. Accidents cause people.”

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  • But she hit bumper sticker gold when her crystal ball revealed: "Honk if you're horny" and "Honk if you're not horny". Madam Zooza couldn't sleep for all the honking horns so she

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  • called her best friend, Madam Wong, for advice & a sleeping potion."Stuff eears with peelow & dreenk magic tea! Honking horns stop soon." Madam Wong told Madam Zooza. then hung up.

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  • Madam Zooza blinked thrice, confused by her friend's advice and sudden racist accent. "The Madam Wong I know would've told me she was a Wereracist! This is worse than I thought!"

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  • madam Zooza continued: "I don't even know why chinese people would even hate the werewolves." -"Well, we not like, they too fluffy. And weird." madam Wong answered her friend and

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  • Led them to the green dragon society 's dungeon, introducing madam Zooza and company to her colleagues. This only got more convoluted as the day went by.

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  • A contradiction of reason brought the group to a halt. None of them really knew what they were doing there or why they all ha to show up. Luca piped up, "I know I say

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  • lets play hide and seek!" The group looked at her silently. "Anyone?" Luca asked. "Ugh fine" and she stomped off. "Whats up with her?" asked Bob. "She needs a Snickers." said Trump

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