"In March, there will be a hard frost, followed

"In March, there will be a hard frost, followed by plauges of frogs." Madame Zooza glanced between her crystal ball and the laptop. Writing for the Farmer's Almanac was hard work.

And Richard wasn't Poor anymore, but he sure paid like he was. Madame Zooza thought about her real dream, which was to write bumper stickers, not for this stupid Almanac.

Madam Zooza gazed in her crystal ball for bumper sticker ideas and came up with: “My child was inmate of the month at county jail” “Don’t drink and park. Accidents cause people.”

But she hit bumper sticker gold when her crystal ball revealed: "Honk if you're horny" and "Honk if you're not horny". Madam Zooza couldn't sleep for all the honking horns so she

called her best friend, Madam Wong, for advice & a sleeping potion."Stuff eears with peelow & dreenk magic tea! Honking horns stop soon." Madam Wong told Madam Zooza. then hung up.

Madam Zooza blinked thrice, confused by her friend's advice and sudden racist accent. "The Madam Wong I know would've told me she was a Wereracist! This is worse than I thought!"

Led them to the green dragon society 's dungeon, introducing madam Zooza and company to her colleagues. This only got more convoluted as the day went by.

A contradiction of reason brought the group to a halt. None of them really knew what they were doing there or why they all ha to show up. Luca piped up, "I know I say

lets play hide and seek!" The group looked at her silently. "Anyone?" Luca asked. "Ugh fine" and she stomped off. "Whats up with her?" asked Bob. "She needs a Snickers." said Trump