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Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but

  • Doctor! You have eluded me for eons, but now I, Davros, have captured you and destroyed your precious Tardis! My army of Daleks will rule the universe FOREVER!

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  • The daleks crossed the road to exterminate the chicken. Davros having destroyed the tardis proceeded to Cardiff where he would celebrate with a bowl of leek soup

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  • from a dried packet produced by Knorr. The yellow and green soup packages ate at Davros. It reminded him of...well, he wouldn't even allow himself to think it. He punched the

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  • Bozo-the-Clown,then sat down and thought about what he didn't want to think about. 40 years later, he got up, tripped over his beard,determined to right that wrong that had plagued

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  • his dreams for his 40 year sleep. Clown Bozo strode out of his house, his flares flapping and drove to see his girlfriend. He had to right that wrong, but was he 40 years too late?

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  • Cindy still lived on Cedar lane, but the past 40 years had taken its toll on her. She no long had that airlined figure, but was fat and pimpled, what's more, 8 grandchildren behind

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  • the counter insisted on being spanked constantly every day and having hot pitch poured on them on their birthdays. It was too much. Sometimes she would stand atop the Gimps box and

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  • Take out her pistol. Then she was left alone. She was given the guest room to sleep in and refused to turn the radio off. She had gained due respect, the hard way. Her comrades

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  • however, were not happy with her presence, and her choice of music, let alone her pistol-whipping method of getting her way. So late one night when they could hear her snoring

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  • the others crept into her bedroom with shaving cream. As gently as a razor allowed, they shaved off the centre part of her hair. At midday - at work - she looked in the mirror.

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2 Comments

  1. SlimWhitman Aug 07 2016 @ 06:30

    She looked like a real Bozo.

  2. gravir Aug 07 2016 @ 07:16

    as I imagined the horror and shame of finally looking in the mirror that late in the day, and having the thought, surely this is a recent development, as I put on my makeup and combed my hair this morning, I know I did... an enemy hath done this to me. I cannot do else but seek them out and scalp the hindquarters, that they mayest dwell long in agony, and rue the day they took my self esteem and dignity. everyone knows, a woman is nothing without her glorious mane.

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