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Monsieur, at zee Otel Ducase zee Culinary exPeriance ees completement. Here you find zee Bath. In ze Tub an enorm souffle - just add your favorit engredient ze madmosisel, he he

peanut flavoured milkshake. What is your problem?" The little French man said "Je suis allergique aux arachides!"

"Oh, damn. Then why did you order the spider and peanut shake?" I cried. "PORQUE YO SOY EN REALIDAD ESPAÑOLA!" he shrieked, as blisters starting forming on his smug little face.

Well. Hmmm. Not much more anyone could say about that. Didn't really bother me much, since I'm a sociopath. So the little Spanish-speaking guy just croaked. Big deal. I went on my

way, and I brought El Toado too. I always like having someone around in case I get the insatiable urge to make the rio run rojo, haha. "Oh, you slay me," said El Toado. Good idea,

I could sure use a gordita caballo right about now. "Senor! Dos cervezas mas y quatro caballo especiales y, uh, hey, El Toado, how do you say

..." El Toado lifted his hand. "Listen up, mate," he said, "if I wanted you to speak to me in Spanish, I'd have given you a dictionary. "No need to get snippy!" I said, "I'll have

the greasy pork sandwich!" El Toado waited for the cashier to ring up his order. The cashier was holding a forty ounce of Tecate between his knees because he wasn't supposed to

have any more Cheez-its until he'd sorted his DVD collection in alphabetical order. He'd had to do it twice because he'd included the leading articles "a" and "the" by mistake.