I discovered a loophole in the rules of polite
I discovered a loophole in the rules of polite society & started using a laptop bag as a manpurse. Trouble was, I could never find anything in there. One time at Victor's Surprise10
I was checking out the new fall line of lacy thongs, when I felt someone come up behind me. "Nice bag," the low rough voice said. I whipped around, my manpurse slapping against his10
manpurse, becoming entwined. I bent down & my long raven hair got entangled with our manpurses. He got out some shears, sliced off my hair at the neck & breathed in its heady perf10
ectly balanced mix of bleach, head & shoulders & grecian formula aroma. Our eyes met, actually the mascara of our fake lashes got stuck together. I unzipped my neoprene manpurse9
& slid a hand in slowly. I pulled out a sleek black case. I pried open the lid and whipped out my Nikon. "Mind if I take your picture? You have the most exquisite looking9
business card. Is that ivory stock?" She smiled, "I have them specially embossed." I took another picture with my cell. "It so rare to find such quality." Now, my collection was8
really boring. It involved card stock. Embossings. Maybe a little gold leaf to really whip up the zanies. The collection could put a meth head to sleep, that's how boring it was.10
But then, inspiration. I made a lengthwise crease down the center of an embossed sheet. Paper airplane, bitches. I folded two (2) corners to the center, titillating the clientele10
until Mr. Anderson whipped out his drone, the DJ1 S1000 Octacopter, complete with an ultra HD video camera. In an instant, I lost them all. My paper airplane went up in flames.8
Little did Mr. Anderson know, that I had planted a bomb under his chair. I walked away into the sunset as his building went up in a ball of fire.7
- 2013-11-14 01:41:30
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jpcreepy Sep 12 2015 @ 13:03
This story was epic. It had explosions, thongs, paper airplanes, and uncomfortable touches.
m80 Sep 19 2015 @ 15:13
I second that. Moral End's description of the most boring thing ever, and buddyboy's "Paper airplane, bitches" - lol
49erFaithful Sep 20 2015 @ 02:04
It's the true stories like these that tend to resonate best. Well feld, indeed.
lucielucie Sep 27 2015 @ 06:08
So what do you keep in your man purse 49er.?
49erFaithful Sep 28 2015 @ 14:37
Oh it's mostly paper files for work. My shades, some gum, a thumb drive, Advil. I suppose I could get a briefcase but why when I've got a handy man purse?
Shudas Sep 30 2015 @ 15:52
Very nice story
lucielucie Oct 02 2015 @ 15:34
Thanks for sharing 49er
49erFaithful Oct 02 2015 @ 16:22
No problem. Of course I was being a bit toungue in cheek about the true story. The laptop bag/ manpurse is real enough. The rest, well...
SlimWhitman Oct 02 2015 @ 17:41
Oh sure... "All characters are fictitious. Any similarities to actual events or persons is purely..." http://foldingstory.com/fdwn0/