It takes a great deal of endurance to be
It takes a great deal of endurance to be employed by a Boss Monster. To be a receptionist taking calls and arranging appointments for heroes to take a crack at him.5
The temp agency hadn't quite prepared her to deal with Boss Monster's demands. Even Wonderwoman had called and left a message, requesting a fight with BM tomorrow afternoon, but5
big, spectacular superhero fights had to be scheduled months in advance, to give City Hall time to prepare and take the necessary precautions. Being major of Metropolis meant5
lots of marching and twirling a baton. The Drum Major of Metropolis really hated Superman. I mean, the Drum Major had to acquire his skill, he wasn't born with it like Superdope.4
All the girls just "loved" Superman, while HE could barely get a date. He thought the ladies would fall all over him in his Drum Major uniform but they mostly just pointed at hi4
fidelity stereo systems and made cooing noises. "Maybe they will love me in a Hi Fidelity Stereo System uniform," he hypothesized. "But how can I be certain without actually5
owning one." He sadly laid out the materials for a Hi Fidelity Stereo System uniform & went to bed. In the night tiny elves cut & sewed & made the uniform for him! Trembling, he6
pulled the subwoofer bra over his man tities and shimied into the tweeter lined bikini briefs. He slipped a tape with Good Vibrations into the player strapped to his4
butt. He firmly attached the trumpet to his left arm, the tambourine to his left leg, a vuvuzela to the right arm, and a djembe to the right leg. He was ready for Monday.4
I found him propped up against a brick wall with his musical instruments still strapped on, frozen to death. A terrible ending to this story, but ya know...life ain't always fair.4
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SlimWhitman Oct 31 2014 @ 20:34
Thanks to ludielucie for fold and passing a wonderful twist on 'The Elves and the Shoemaker'.
lucielucie Nov 01 2014 @ 05:11
Thanks, SW. It's a pity they only made him a bikini & he froze to death. But life isn't always a fairytale.