"Look, I've got a lot on my plate! Have YOU
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"Look, I've got a lot on my plate! Have YOU ever built a teleporter in YOUR backyard?"
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Anyone who didn't understand Martha Stewart's seemingly unrelated comments she made while taping her show would be confused.But no, Martha DID build a teleporter in her backyard an
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d only used twigs, acorns and some hay. That Martha was a crafty one, literally. I heard she once made a poncho out of her cat hair that her daughter smuggled in while she was in
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tracking Nazis in Argentina while disguised as Eva Peron. Unfortunately, the country didn't buy it and wouldn't cry for her, so she returned home with only the cat hair poncho whe
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re he kept his Phantom of the Opera mask. Sometimes he would wear it out in public, with only his trademark leopard-print Speedo on, and he'd cruise for sex along the
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infamous strip in Las Vegas of red-lit windows. He was getting tired of this lifestyle and wondered what would have become of him if he'd finished his last year of college studying
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the secret letters of James instead of the accounting practices of Francesca Martineaux, Madame of Las Vegas. The light turned green and he was about to cross Gowan Road when
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a pink moped came whizzing around the corner knocking him off his feet. The next thing he remembered was looking down the blouse of a pretty nurse in hospital as she checked his
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credit score to see if they would even do the life-saving surgery. The nurse was all about business and he was a childish frat boy. He had no credit except his parents' credit.
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He took the budget option of DIY surgery. He had gas air, a scalpel and a stapler and he did a good job, considering. It still hurts when the wind changes, so he avoids the seaside
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sundancer Mar 24 2013 @ 17:10
How did we manage to change genders of the main character halfway through? I hate when that happens. Well, it was still an interesting story. Not the best by any means, but decent.
SlimWhitman Mar 24 2013 @ 19:57
Maybe the poncho got confused with Poncho? Anyway, DIY surgery with s stapler, results in a little mishap now and then. Ofcourse causality was violated in the process so yes, only one thumbs up.
CrazyBananas Mar 25 2013 @ 07:05
poncho, Poncho, tomato, Tomato.... :)
jayursus Mar 25 2013 @ 11:09
My bad. I do random gender changes sometimes, not on purpose mind you - and not to myself or anyone else, just on characters in Folding Stories.
inatick Mar 25 2013 @ 12:56
If only the scoring was for bad writing.. I'd so be winning! I think about 75% of my folds don't make any sense because I missed out a word or couldn't string a sentence together. At least your gender exchange still adds value and context.
jayursus Mar 25 2013 @ 13:02
Nonsense - I think you should consider them happy accidents :)
BlastedHeath Mar 26 2013 @ 20:13
John Varley has a cool story about gender-changes being commonplace.