This is your brain.

This is your brain.

This is your brain on ponies.

Pony bologna is a terrible thing to waste.

If you've never had it, you're missing out. Aside from the high amount of essential nutrients and fibre, it goes great with anything. Pony bologna milkshakes are the best. Anyways,

pork and beans! At that declaration, the vegan bouncers grabbed me by the shoulders and "ushered" me out. Grabbing my spare meatloaf I always kept in my back pocket, I tried

to wedge the meatloaf in the door but it was no use I was out on the street. Lady Gaga walked by in her meat dress and offered me a lift in her

arms. I'm a good 3 bills if I'm a pound but Lady Gaga's got some guns on her and she picked me right up, no prob. We meandered casually down 14th, me munching on some raw backstrap

, and reached a small stage. Lady Gaga belted out 'Bad Romance' while I tap danced expressively. "How difficult is it to look 'revenge' up on babelfish?" a heckler yelled

but was quickly silenced by my staccato stilettos translating directly onto his face. Oh, this dish IS best served cold...