She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the

She got up a 5am to prepare lunches for the kids. Today was gluten-free free-range chicken salad in sprout wraps served sushi-style in Etsy designed bento boxes.

I swear, keeping up with the Jones' sucks. Pinterest? Who has time to do that kind of crap? I mean, yeah, I felt bad my kid got beat up for brown-bagging lunch, but come on!

Lunchables are so 90s. How was I supposed to know the kids still love them. What is worse is Brown Bagging is racist in Seattle, so my kid has to call it a sack lunch. This is not

America anymore, folks. Free speech?! Hmmph... I wish we could go back to lunchboxes. And to hell with the federal government trying to tell me & my kids what we can & cannot eat!

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