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"Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's

  • "Yo." I waved my hand in front of the girl's face. No response. Great. Here I was, stranded in the middle of nowhere, with only a pencil in my pocket and a comatose girl.

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  • I stuck my pencil up the poor comatose girl's nose & waggled it around. Nothing. Sucking on the end of my pencil, I was deep in thought about how we ended up out here in BFE. After

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  • tasting something salty and slightly mustardy I thought, "Maybe I should stop doing that." The girl in the coma twitched. Was she alive? She opened her eyes and shouted, "Wooly

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  • Booly! Wooly Booly!" which proved that putting headphones on a person in a coma and playing that song on repeat would wake them because it was so catchy. The song could also cure

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  • earworm. Or, at least so they say. The truth is that you'll never get an earworm again, but instead you will be stuck with those "Wooly Booly!" choruses in their head forever. So

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  • pretty much a clean slate. That was something you could live with so you took their bait & turned over all the earworms that you had. 1 hour later the earworms were back & well fed

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  • and ready for their French lesson. "Je suis un ver de terre," they repeated, but their accents were so bad that the teacher tossed them out the window and into a flock of pigeons.

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  • "You must work on your accents!" the teacher yelled after the panicking students, quickly being carried away by the International Pigeon Police. "Right Ho! Into confinement with

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  • I struggled with the context. Perhaps the outburst was meant to be continued, like “Marco!…Polo!” So I shouted: “Trunchbull!” “No, dumbass,” came the disembodied reply. “Christie!"

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2 Comments

  1. LordVacuity Apr 07 2020 @ 03:14

    Good save TG.

  2. TarotGuy Apr 07 2020 @ 20:30

    Thanks, LV!

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