This has got to be the worst day ever!! I

This has got to be the worst day ever!! I can't believe I just

stubbed my toe on the ottoman. Criminy. Does that beat it all to heck. and to make matters worse, I forgot to shake the buttermilk before I drank it and Father Obadia is here.

Oh Father Obedia why do you mock me so? Do you laugh at my tears sir? I missed my bunny. The reason stubbing my toe made me cry was that I couldn't feel it. I was in a wheel chair

and paralyzed from the waist down. I wasn't just crying about the lack of feeling in my toe... My tears were also for the lack of pleasure when my wife and I got jiggy with it.

It was time to seek the Queen of Genitalia. She would be able to help. "Friday is time for random sex. Nudist parties. Everybody bollocks naked." She instructed.

QoG was always injecting her mustard into other people's stories to up her internet visibility.The orgy business peaked in the 70's & declined with her aging viagrafied clientele.

She'd made a lucky move to become a viagra whole saler in time, so her income actually increased. Yep, QoG knew where the mustard was made and how to inject it so that

it would only sting for a second. QoG was also familiar with who the crow's fly and when one bird in the hand was better then two in the bush. She didn't just sell viagra she

offered a whole weekend Viagra Experience including viagra, champagne, a date with QoG's best friend & 3 months legal advice to help with the stalking the new studs would experien