The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard
The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of4
folds to berate those thinking differently (3) Whether a zombie kumquat should get honorary Foldizen Status for rescuing a story? After squabbling on points 1 & 2 the Folding Elite4
were struck by bolts of lightning from their computers. FoldingStory creators Ben, Noah, Geoff & Dan looked down from above on their users and shook their heads. The Folding Elite4
had rings with special powers that allowed them to circumvent the laws of physics. The perpetual motion machine built by the Folding Elite was displayed at the Crystal Palace Exhib2
ition Center, next The Folding Elite took their magical machine to the CERN, where it was implemented with the LHC, and thus a new era in Quantum Science began. They discovered2
that folding space was a good way to combine story folders from disparate regions of the universe into the Überfolder, the Megazord of plot advancement. The Folding Elite's robotic4
boba tea maker was on the fritz which weakened the Folding Elite's creative wave. They sacrificed a manateee to the Uberfolder in the hopes of5
rescuing this story but no creative guidance was available from the Uberfolder who seemed to be asleep. We were on our own. FFS it's fold 7 - we should be bringing this home by now4
I poked the Uberfolder with my elbow."Huhh?" he said sleepily."It's your turn!" I shouted in his ear. "Oh...OK, OK.I was just resting my eyes."The Uberfolder yawned at the keyboard4
and promptly dozed off. Uberfolder he was, narcolepsy is a demanding mistress. In his absence, some loser had to finish the story instead. Oh, to envy the narcoleptic!4
- 2012-12-21 06:36:51
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SlimWhitman Oct 31 2013 @ 04:43
I still think a zombie kumquat would have helped...
lucielucie Oct 31 2013 @ 06:18
I can't count.