The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard

The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of

folds to berate those thinking differently (3) Whether a zombie kumquat should get honorary Foldizen Status for rescuing a story? After squabbling on points 1 & 2 the Folding Elite

were struck by bolts of lightning from their computers. FoldingStory creators Ben, Noah, Geoff & Dan looked down from above on their users and shook their heads. The Folding Elite

ition Center, next The Folding Elite took their magical machine to the CERN, where it was implemented with the LHC, and thus a new era in Quantum Science began. They discovered

that folding space was a good way to combine story folders from disparate regions of the universe into the Überfolder, the Megazord of plot advancement. The Folding Elite's robotic

boba tea maker was on the fritz which weakened the Folding Elite's creative wave. They sacrificed a manateee to the Uberfolder in the hopes of

rescuing this story but no creative guidance was available from the Uberfolder who seemed to be asleep. We were on our own. FFS it's fold 7 - we should be bringing this home by now

I poked the Uberfolder with my elbow."Huhh?" he said sleepily."It's your turn!" I shouted in his ear. "Oh...OK, OK.I was just resting my eyes."The Uberfolder yawned at the keyboard

and promptly dozed off. Uberfolder he was, narcolepsy is a demanding mistress. In his absence, some loser had to finish the story instead. Oh, to envy the narcoleptic!