When Mrs. B. peeled the label from the can

When Mrs. B. peeled the label from the can of beans to rinse it for recycling, she saw, in black marker: "aLbino gEcko A37". She gasped, then worried that her husband might have

engorged maltee-poo was fo

rmerly known as The Artist Formerly Known as Prince and man, could that dog howl. We just called him Ted. Ted wanted to go outside anytime he saw it was raining outside so that he

monitor his rainwater gauge. Ted was recently given a scientific instrument kit and a giant bone for his birthday.

It was the femur of a T-Rex, and Ted couldn't wait to get his teeth around it. He buried his sciency things in a hole in the backyard, but the rainwater seeped through and rusted

a couple of his favorite chisels and picks. "Dang it!" Ted thought to himself. "Why did I bury my paleontologist tools? That was so STUPID!" He gnawed on the T-Rex bone while he

pondered how to return the complete skeleton back to the future. "Dude, we'll get an A in History if we can Dig up Ted Rex's bones." "Bogus,Dude. He's named Billosaurus." said Bill

Clinton, who had emerged from the lips of a massive vulva. He wiped the slime from his sleeve and flung it into the campfire. "Gentlemen, I have a unique proposition and it's only

.... aaargh!" Clinton, in his lubricated state, had skidded out of control and plunged headfirst into the fire. And that is how tbe phrase 'a Freudian slip' originated.