Since entering prison, the Menendez brothers

Since entering prison, the Menendez brothers have married, even though California does not allow conjugal visits for those convicted of murder or for those serving life sentences.

The co-ed prison experiment was exceeding expectations. The Menendez bros, their wives, and fellow inmates had structured a society with schools, their own legal system, and Jell-O

At the prison gentlemen's club the Menendez bros sat discussing whether or not Lord Farquhar was a queer. Lord Farquhar was on the cover of the London Times with

DING DING DING. "That is correct!" Said Magic Mirror in his over-the-top gleeful game-show-host voice. "To win the hand of the princess, there is just one more question you must

answer: 'Why do you lust for your mother?'" "I don't," said Tom. "I mean, I'm not..." Sweat broke on his forehead. A million dollars and the hand of a princess was riding on this.

Tom walked away determined never to lust again! For anyone! That lasted about three seconds. Thoughts of the way she tucked him in were overwhelming. The $1M princess' game was

to chug a beer, balance a feather on her left elbow, all while displaying her abilty to

explain quantum theory with interpretive dance. She slammed down the stein. "So there, pay up!' I gave her a twenty and asked for her phone number. She replied "Take the square of

zero and multiply that by your IQ. Divide by 7. That's the probability of you getting my phone number!" I started counting on my fingers& when I looked back up, she was gone. Damn!