So I says to him, did you steal my toaster?

So I says to him, did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?

Give me back my toaster! I need that!

gotta use it to cook me toast

I like me toast! I wonder what I'll what I'll spread on it today?

Peanut butter? So lame. Goat cheese? Nah. Civil disobedience. Hell yes. After all breakfast is an essential part of being an activist.

"Get up! Get up! You lazy bone!...Today we have a lot to do." He said. "It's not easy to be an activist withouth eating a big breakfast in the morning" I thought. But what I want

for the forbidden Lucky Charms Omelette. Discovered by the Sardinians, the recipe had been suppressed by virtue of a Franco-Vatican treaty which prohibited processed cereal from

being used in cuisine in the Western Mediterranean. All cooking with Lucky Charms involving heat over 50°C results in excommunication or a visit from the Spanish Inquisition, which

was a especially ghastly because.. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Ninja Pope & Cardinal Fang burst in on the last fold with their chief weapon, surprise & fear. Oh blimy!