So I says to him, did you steal my toaster?
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So I says to him, did you steal my toaster? Hey! you steal my bloody toaster?
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Give me back my toaster! I need that!
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gotta use it to cook me toast
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I like me toast! I wonder what I'll what I'll spread on it today?
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Peanut butter? So lame. Goat cheese? Nah. Civil disobedience. Hell yes. After all breakfast is an essential part of being an activist.
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"Get up! Get up! You lazy bone!...Today we have a lot to do." He said. "It's not easy to be an activist withouth eating a big breakfast in the morning" I thought. But what I want
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ed for breakfast was against my personal code of ethics as an activist. I wanted a ham & cheese omelette...and some Lucky Charms. He would judge me if he knew my secret longings
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for the forbidden Lucky Charms Omelette. Discovered by the Sardinians, the recipe had been suppressed by virtue of a Franco-Vatican treaty which prohibited processed cereal from
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being used in cuisine in the Western Mediterranean. All cooking with Lucky Charms involving heat over 50°C results in excommunication or a visit from the Spanish Inquisition, which
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was a especially ghastly because.. NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Ninja Pope & Cardinal Fang burst in on the last fold with their chief weapon, surprise & fear. Oh blimy!
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- 2013-07-18 19:28:49
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lucielucie Nov 21 2013 @ 14:25
The other chief weapons being ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to the pope and nice red uniforms.