On a trip down to New Orleans to listen to

On a trip down to New Orleans to listen to some Jazz music, Tinkerbell had a little too much to drink. When she came to, her leg was stuck in a bug zapper.

But, the situation being as it was, the AA meeting had to come to her. It is a little known fact that both insects and fairies drink quite a bit. AA helped Tinkerbell get unstuck &

pried her off the fly-papered wall. Tinkerbell had guzzled too much elderberry wine and had flown right into a trap. AA sponsors advised tipsy Tink to keep the plug in the jug.

"I jushad a thimbleful" she said, her light flickering dimly. She took a long tinkle & Peter tucked her into her fairybed. He was sure she'd been in Cap. Hook's "Tick Tock Tavern"

cuz of the fairy dust scattered in the men's bathroom.Peter felt guilty. Ever since he'd spurned Tinkerbelle's advances, she'd become an alcoholic and, dare he say it, a bit of a s

wami & Tinkerbell had swapped tinkling for going 'ting'. Now asceticism & alcoholism don't mix so Peter accompanied her to an Ashram in Gujurat. Swathed in a tiny orange robe she

produced a flask from her nethers. "F*** ascetiscm." The clever girl had fooled simple Peter into escorting her to a "New" Ashram, the character of which was quite the opposite of

the "old" Ashram--which was really a dyslexic spelling of Marsha backwards. Once there, the girl opened up a house of ill repute, and called it Beth Midrash. Simple Peter was the

first and only customer, and he didn't pay his past tabs, so the business folded within a week because the owner had no idea how to take advantage of plutocratic favoritism.