"Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time

"Well maybe if you didn't spend so much time on that stupid Folding website or whatever it is, you'd have time to take out the trash." Ohhhhh. I closed my laptop. "Well maybe

I will write you into my first fold! Maybe that would shut you up!" I turned around and she wasn't there. What happened? Then I realized I forgot to mention her in fold two.

g down the preceding it until the folded story got really, really small...like a paper football folded up tightly...you know the kind we used to ping at each other in school? Folds

like that last one make for great paper footballs, but they make even better shurikens. Imagine, a FoldingStory Throwing Star. You could take out your enemies in complete

bam bam from behind. This is Foldingstory critical theory at it's zero level.

You might think that foldingstory contributers aren't a bunch of Marxist intellectuals, but you'd be wrong. They genuinely do worry about the means of production of stuff like

Jägermeister and computer batteries. Yesterday I saw a Marxist fold written by the very intellectual <REDACTED> re: the necessary economic activity required to produce toilet paper

for wiping the upper classes behinds. <REDACTED> proposed organizing the workers into the Bog Roller's Front and TP the Bourgeoisie into their homes. Are you that revolutionary?

Sadly, this call for greatness remains unanswered to this day, because malnutrition has populated our mouths with speech impeding canker sores.