I could use Google tools with...

I could use Google tools with...

students and have them conduct collaborative research.

Before any research could be conducted the students were required to submit how they intended to conduct the research to the university ethics committee

which consisted of monkeys (they were willing to work for less than minimum wage). I approached the committee nervously. "My group was hoping to, erm, study the effects of shock

tarts on monkey tastebuds." The committee tittered. I raised my voice. "NO! You don't understand! If we can determine a causal link between the consumption of shock tarts and sex

then, by natural selection over generations, the link between shock tarts & monkey sex will become so strong that all sex will be shock tarted." The committe rushed out to buy shar

k tarts and consumed them by the case. Suddenly realizing that they had bought shark tarts instead of shock tarts, they experienced gruesome side effects as numerous rows of teeth

grew out of every orafice, and I mean every one. Yes. Even that one. They went to a doctor, who was too scared to treat them, so instead they had to go to a back street dentist, wh

o had become a back street dentist because he didn't make it onto the Back Street Boys. He got close, he could sing, he just wasn't fearless. Now he was a back street dentist