In the outback the Australian Aboriginal

In the outback the Australian Aboriginal tribe sat in a circle and told stories of the dreamtime. These stories would help explain how the creatures had come to inhabit the land

ng to Prince Charles Lady Di's visit to Uluru. The wombat turned on the stereo and cruise control circumnavigating the the holy lands twice. Some say it was a sign

that God was with them, others say that He was dancing right alongside them. Prince Charles

And Camilla returned from a leisurely dinner and spotted Harry there. "Another girlfriend, eh!" , Prince Charles said, laughing.

The laughter woke me up--this was the dumbest TV show ever, but I'd be fired as a member of the Nielsen audience if I didn't have some comments.The phone rang. I'd have to wing it.

"I thought the uh the sets were quite plausible," I told the Nielsen Operator. "And the uh actresses with the face- the good looking face was- was just dandy." There was a pause on

the other end of the line as the Neilsen Operator suppressed a yawn. "How many stars would you give the movie?" he intoned, no longer wishing to live. I said, "Like two or three?"

I heard a gunshot at the other end, then sound of commotion. Finally, someone got on the line:"Sorry, the previous Nielson operator comitted suicide; from 1-10 how do you rate him?

"Mmm," I tipped my laundry basket over, letting the clothing spill onto the floor, "a 6. He never told me the appropriate amount of detergent to put in my laundry load." I hung up.