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Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

  • Ever get that funny deja vu feeling?

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  • No. My every experience has been an inimitable snowflake too dull to inspire comparisons to the present moment. Speaking of dull, your line of questioning

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  • could seriously use some pizazz. Get away from the typical, boring interrogation technique. Use some adjectives.

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  • Typically vague:"use some adjectives ". Big? Red? Shiny? Glandular? Bilious? Terminal? Pea-green? I sucked so hard on my biro I got a blue tongue, but no more adjectives came to me

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  • mind. This, I realized, was intellectually beyond me, so I escaped into the back door of The Buddha Belly Bar, where it was happy hour. I forgot I had a blue tongue, which is why

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  • my attempts at downing the salt-rim margarita were met with lazily questioning glances from the buzzed patrons. Blondie's Chow Chow didn't seem to mind though, and sidled up to me.

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  • I hate sidling so I dropped kicked Blondie's chowchow into a ditch.

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  • Since when did Blondie get a chowchow? "Where's Daisy?" I asked her. "You, you brute. My poor Snuffles." That's when Dagwood gave me a knuckle sandwitch with all the fixings.

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  • Beef knuckle makes a fine sandwich, & Dagwood had piled it high with alternating layers of everything. I lay on the couch with the sandwich on my belly. Blondie bludgeoned me with

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  • a 40 ounce salami package, leaving me hungry and in a semi-conscious state. I remember flinging my arms in an effort to get back to my senses, but it was too late, I was tenderized

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