Do you miss the good old days? Do you wish

Do you miss the good old days? Do you wish you could have it all back? Well, now you can! Just follow these nine easy steps:

Step 1 - Get a pen and paper so you can write down the next eight steps, they are of utmost importance. I'll wait... ...Hey! You can't go back in time with a space pen! You'll ruin

Teach dog transcendental meditation. STEP 4: Dog transcends cheap humor and turns on you. STEP 5: Dog gives you hug refusing to hold grudges.

STEP 6: Hypnotize dog to believe all crotches smell like Deep Dish Sausage Pizza. STEP 7: Fix saliva so they can eat poop. STEP 8: Create urge in dog to lick human lips. STEP

9: Film the lunatic fringe poster boy going around the country as a bounty hunter. STEP 10: Reap insane profits. STEP 11: Repeat step 10. STEP 12: Having had a spiritual awakening,

as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to other Folding Story addicts, and to practice these principles in all our affairs. STEP 13: Go back to STEP 1 if

you've reached STEP 13, as this is only a 12-STEP Program. If you are successful in adhering to all 12 Steps for a period of one year (or 10,000 folds, whichever comes first),

You will receive a free tray of meat from a gourmet butcher. If you fail the program, you will forfeit your home, car, significant other, contents of your bank accounts and

most important your self respect. Always remember, you are doing something for the environment, world hunger, and personal integrity by participating in eat YOURSELF slim.