I thought to myself, "What if I was to

  • I thought to myself, "What if I was to

  • fold up this newspaper into a paper boat, climb into it, and push off, letting the stream carry me with it? But I didn't dare. I was afraid at what might be around the next bend,

  • In the time stream now that Eris was loose and on a tragic trajectory sure to impact us all. This changed everything. I had to get back in Space Patrol. There was just one thing,

  • Actually it was 2 things: an astral grappling hook to halt Eris's collision course and a shiny Space Patrol uniform. Scrap that--I needed 3 things: an astral grappling hook, a shin

  • y Space Patrol uniform, and this lamp. And this ashtray. That's it. Nothing else do I need but this astral grappling hook, a Shiny Patrol uniform, this lamp, and this ashtray. And

  • off he went, dragging his meagre belongings behind him. I felt sorry for him as he ambled up the street, but as soon as he fell, angels swooped down from heaven and slapped him

  • "Get up you light weight!" Heaven has a plan for you Billybob." Stumbling along he finally reached the Carlsbad Caverns. Unbeknownst to most people there's small tunnel that splits

  • the Red Sea. Yep, Moses was just the first great illusionist. Now the tunnel was just a sad place for aging hipsters. The first clue was when they formally named it THE TUNNEL. Two

  • Hipsters dressed in red jeans and bearded like a couple centuries ago stood on the precipice wondering what would happen if they fell. The wind blew in 50mph gusts and spoke:

  • I’ll see you in the garden of Eden. The bearded, red-jean-wearing hipster, responded to the 50mph wind, “What does In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida mean?” A butterfly with an Fe tattoo appeared.



  1. Rebbie Mar 10 2017 @ 15:01

    In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida =I n The Garden of Eden but the words slurred and it stuck. Clever Jimbeau! And I love the references to the Jerk PurpleProf. :)

  2. Jimbeau Mar 10 2017 @ 20:02

    Thanks, Rebbie!

  3. Jimbeau Mar 10 2017 @ 20:04

    I ended it with..an Fe tattoo=Fe is the symbol for iron...on a butterfly= Iron Butterfly...

  4. Rebbie Mar 11 2017 @ 12:30

    Ah! I like it!

  5. LordVacuity May 14 2020 @ 01:30

    damn, I should have had Inna Gadda da vida playing.

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