The three weird brothers gathered at the

The three weird brothers gathered at the first tee. Jasper, as was his wont, picked up the golfball with his mind and gave it a good toss. Brougham

chewed bark off a tree and spit out a driver. Dwayne did 5 cartwheels before Jasper started by swinging off a tee Brougham held in his teeth. The 3 weird brothers were tolerated

because they were the sons of founding member Featherstonehaugh Wartlehock. Dwayne gargled to clean some golf balls & the 3 got into their lunar rover & Jasper drove off to hole 2.

Yes, it was the highest golf course on earth because it was on the moon. Dwayne and Jasper

are stupid names. And, for the record, golf is just a good walk spoilt. In this case it was a good moonwalk s

because when I zonked the old lady, the police playing the next hole made me do a drug test. I had to count the holes backwards, but this meant my stroke count went down! Catching

was counting on a few drinks to steady myself before turning over a new leaf. No more 'miscounting' strokes. But the sand traps... another Scotch persuaded me that white lies neve

led the playing field purdy (hiccup) darn go-ood...or in this case, the colf gourse. I got ma' balls right here, see? Right next to my sshh-cotch. Don't watch this, k? Cheatin' at

colf. Don't judge me coz I ain't loaded like Tiger Woods darn it. It was true Tiger Woods was not a good role model. Balls rolled onto the green and nobody judged the colf playah.