Hey, didn't I read somewhere in the FoldingStory

Hey, didn't I read somewhere in the FoldingStory Rules that the first person to reach 10,000 points wins 10,000 dollars?

to be claimed by MoralEnd from England's greatest 2-armed poet at a glittering ceremony masterminded by a committee of chipmunks. The 10k point prize is a rare ruby donated by Noah

, one of the Founders. It's a rube's ruby though. Writing a myriafold is not a way to riches. Squirreling away ten thousand nutty folds was MoralEnd's answer to Lao Tzu's question:

okay, who cut the cheese? it was a question that kieferskunk dared not answer, at least not verbally. There were some things that were unfoldable.

kieferskunk was a principled folder and didn't write things-that-were-unfoldable. He didn't reveal who cut the cheese, but instead, graciously steered fold in another direction by

serving some green bananas to Chaz, thinking that this would be seen as a kind gesture of diplomacy. Instead, Chaz brought upon Kiefer such a penalty that only a seasoned veteran

would skunk out of that one. "Slim wit, man!" Chaz responded to Kiefer appeasement. "Buddy boy, in a battle of words, name dropping is the moral end!" Kiefer knew this meant

that it would be a very hot summer in Alaska. Have you ever seen a sweaty polar bear? It's not a pretty sight...it's sort of like watching a 400 pound woman in a bikini at the

beach bloated up like a damn humpback whale, except they have fur and stink. "That's it", I decided when the thermometer rose past the 95 degree mark, "I'm going back to Idaho."