Finished Folds (1281—1300)
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0, someone who's made all the mistakes and can tell you about them. My Life Coach, who was a recovering alcoholic, drug abuser, chauvinist pig, racist, was telling me about the time
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6could rock your soul while he was singing in the shower but froze up in front of crowds. So Elf and the rest of his animal band held tryouts for lip syncers. The first fellow to
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5him, but they settled into "Pepperoni and pineapple! Pepperoni and pineapple! " Across the street, an angry hoard of sausage and mushroom enthusiasts threatened to turn ugly.
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3was controversial, yes, but when he did a room right you'd walk in and it was like sex, drugs, and rock n roll all rolled into one sensory blowing package. I didn't leave my living
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5is the foot long hot dog squeezed into an extra tight bun awarded to the author with the most folds about food. Now, we all like to think about food, but our winner today is
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4John set down the Matisyahu CD, not really sure what the deal was with a Jewish rapper, and picked up the sword. Soulreaver pulsed gently in his hand. A subtle light shone from the
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9I couldn't believe this was happening to me. I tried to stay calm, to breathe but I cracked. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! YOU'RE AWFUL! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" The pizza delivery guy
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1itch from the rash that developed on society after it took that walk through what it was sure wasn't poison oak. The bad behavior continued. Eventually the rash went away but
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3he went home with a supermodel in a Maserati and I was left drinking Hamm's in a Honda. At least I was refreshed. I kicked; that; dirt off my shoulder; and started writing lyrics.
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3, I just parked on top of whatever I wanted. My monster truck led to a complete life revolution. I was now bad ass. I tore the sleeves off my shirts and winked at people a lot.
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5The Gas." Everyone always had the best time at their shows. Some suspected that the good Dr. Oral Hurt leaked nitrous oxide into the audience but it was never proven. I nearly shit
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5The alarm went off. Clare looked at him. "I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend."
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4'd accumulate an amalgamation of refuse and random knickknacks covered in unidentifiable garbage. It was clear that entropy was accelerated in his presence. Chaos theory experts
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4harshed her mellow if he'd known that she'd go all agro and totally blow up his spot. Lessons learned the hard way often stick best anyhow. The professor opened the frog purse
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4was blacked out in my area after I'd called in sick just to stay home & watch. It was as if the universe was saying "Today's not your day. And tomorrow's not looking good either."
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5. Liam considered his options. "OK" he said to the blond. "I might have time to slap it. But I won't have time to flip it or rub it down." Translation:
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3them both out of there, careful to handle by the edges because I knew from experience that the interiors could squish out the sides if you grabbed the middle. I closed the door and
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1describing to me how this video would be a classy exploration of the female body, I noticed he was taking off his pants. He kept using that word: classy. But he was wearing
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4collar up so it was "popped". Benedict looked right at me and said "Showin' how funky and strong is your fight, It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, Just beat it." He executed
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3and a billionaire within a month. By happenstance my neighbor made a simultaneous breakthrough in affordable drone technology. We were loaded but Security Drones started popping up