Finished Folds (1281—1300)
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3he went home with a supermodel in a Maserati and I was left drinking Hamm's in a Honda. At least I was refreshed. I kicked; that; dirt off my shoulder; and started writing lyrics.
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3, I just parked on top of whatever I wanted. My monster truck led to a complete life revolution. I was now bad ass. I tore the sleeves off my shirts and winked at people a lot.
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5The Gas." Everyone always had the best time at their shows. Some suspected that the good Dr. Oral Hurt leaked nitrous oxide into the audience but it was never proven. I nearly shit
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5The alarm went off. Clare looked at him. "I won't be friends," Fred said. "I will deal with your psycho Burmese stalker, but on the condition that you agree to be my girlfriend."
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4'd accumulate an amalgamation of refuse and random knickknacks covered in unidentifiable garbage. It was clear that entropy was accelerated in his presence. Chaos theory experts
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4harshed her mellow if he'd known that she'd go all agro and totally blow up his spot. Lessons learned the hard way often stick best anyhow. The professor opened the frog purse
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4was blacked out in my area after I'd called in sick just to stay home & watch. It was as if the universe was saying "Today's not your day. And tomorrow's not looking good either."
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5. Liam considered his options. "OK" he said to the blond. "I might have time to slap it. But I won't have time to flip it or rub it down." Translation:
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3them both out of there, careful to handle by the edges because I knew from experience that the interiors could squish out the sides if you grabbed the middle. I closed the door and
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1describing to me how this video would be a classy exploration of the female body, I noticed he was taking off his pants. He kept using that word: classy. But he was wearing
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4collar up so it was "popped". Benedict looked right at me and said "Showin' how funky and strong is your fight, It doesn't matter who's wrong or right, Just beat it." He executed
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3and a billionaire within a month. By happenstance my neighbor made a simultaneous breakthrough in affordable drone technology. We were loaded but Security Drones started popping up
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2& the other half wasn't very good with numbers. Still, life in SciFi town grew on us. My wife found a nice Dr. Who ran a practice called The Twilight Zone. Somebody I didn't even
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3He had several so I said "Clap if you're horny!" and threw the pill on the ground. Everyone around except us exploded into applesauce. "Damn!" said the future man. "My bad. Here, t
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5the birth rate remained steady. The world's population was rising unsustainably. All the great thinkers postulated different remedies for the side-effects of the Norris Paradox.
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6billow gloriously in the wind as Bessie the flying SuperCow careened off-course, crashing into the windmill and then crushing two ducks and a chicken upon landing. I spewed milk
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5-lined air sickness bag that I found in the seatback pocket. With that task complete I unwrapped my tuna salad sandwich and kicked off my shoes. Right away, some psycho sitting in
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7the giant stash of hoarded Fruit 'n Fiber cereal had resulted in a somewhat unexpected cleansing period for Capt. Cork. He'd had to drop anchor three times already this morning and
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4, then jerked to a harsh stop & threw his flabby arm against my chest, lingering for a few extra seconds. "Hey! Take it easy!" I protested. "Don't flatter yourself dear, I was just
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3He was 6' 4", 240, and wore a lot of flannel. Drank whiskey like water and killed all his own meat. Was apolitical but felt passionately that Jacob was Bella's true soulmate. When