Finished Folds (81—100)
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2Feel your words? With Arthritis, Neuropathy and Palsy how the hell can I feel your words? Is this some kind of joke against old people. You Kids are Shits. Get out of my rest home.
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2monkey, dancing for an organ grinder. The public paid high prices to see the strange monkey but when it was found out it was a stuffed boy. They burned the place down and strung up
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5gently wake him without startling him. His grip on the steering wheel wouldn't budge, if he moved the wheel either way we were dead. Sleeping at the wheel at 75 mph. The bus
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5I Hannibal the lecturer, began my speech on social responsibility. The visual effects, tied to the hand-truck and the Hannibal mask hanging from my neck earned big bucks. Crass but
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3splintering wood siding as everyone in the neighborhood dove for cover. Strange that he considered the Uzi a Christian tool, it was designed and built by Jews and he was an athiest
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3brussel sprouts. God I hate brussel sprouts. But I love beans, they really effect me. when I farted the gas flaps my hymroid and make it tickle causing me to laugh and dance. I am
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1lunch. I was not developing a liking for lichen; this stuff must be genetically modified. It grew almost as fast as I could scrub it off my teeth. Green teeth didn't improve my
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3any forthcoming cuisine. If the chef was this confused, god only knew what else was cooking. Hairy urinal cakes were not her notion of a proper desert; whether on a fancy plate or
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1Aside from people calling him Stinky, living and working in a land fill wasn't so bad. Undesirables didn't move in next door. No one did! Anything you fond could be claimed "Mine"
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2were either a pompous ass or an idiot! Miss pronouncing a word in casual conversation is OK but doing it while teaching a language class is just plain stupid. Why did I agree to
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1It was a good thing it was a four door not a two door or it would have been a coup and if it was a coup the chickens would all be dead, shot to hell and back for no reason. Justice
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5up my face in indigo hues. While my lips turned white my blood shot eyes bulged. Shame distorted my face and clogged my breath. "Dad Just pull forward and let the other cars out"
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3extract ourselves from the muck. A fart wasn't much thrust. Maybe a lump in the fart would jump-start the thrust and blow my feet from the muck. The lump almost stopped my heart no
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5The walk-a-thon charity got people to pledge cash for miles walked, then put pedometers on the Sleepy Time walkers and made a fortune off the sleep walking fools till the State put
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1Just how long will people wait for a front row seat at a hanging. Apparently only the victims family's were determined to wait. The fall only lasted for 16 ft or 1second, not very
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2got in to a buttermilk chugging contest. Milk mustache soaking our real mustache's we laughed till we crapped our pants. After rinsing them out we exchanged undies laughed till we
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0had his fathers boxer shorts on, with his head out the center flap and an arm out each leg hole and a big smile on his face nothing else. Cute but ludicrous. Conformity wans't the
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5were gathering up office papers before they could be shredded. Dumb cops. they didn't realize the Senator send covert orders on toast.. I smiled as I ate my BLT on toast. Message
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3grabbed a live warthog out of the hold, dunked it in the urine barrel, quickly whacked it in the head, tossed it in another barrel and covered it with sea salt. In one week pickled
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5He approached slowly., she backed away, he stopped, she approaches, he backs up, she crouches down peering at him, he approaches, she does a back flip. The Cat and Squirrel played