Finished Folds (41—60)
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2I was a bit confused, bc I normally dont wear the feathers & the monkeydong, but it was Saturday afternoon, & I didnt have anything else going on. Why not, right? I gingerly put on
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7& crumble in2 dust. I close my eyes, only for a moment & the moment's gone. The wicked dancing monkey stopped twirling & I saw her in a whole new light. She's kinda hot 4 a monkey.
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9but to impress my date, I asked for the flagella on the pizza. What? It's not some fancypants Italian cheese? No wonder the guy at PizzaHut looked at me funny. No wonder my date
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7a winner! You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down! You're the best! Around! You deserve that McGangBang, you've earned it! Now, just 2 get the nerve to order it
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8drank the whole glass of Clorox, instead of sipping it. Tinkie knew this was the best way to go, after the whole problem with LaLa. It wasnt fair what she did, and Po knew it. The
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2as the day is long. Shame started kindergarten, but knew it wasnt for her, especially after she jammed the colored chalk into Jimmy's ear, bc he looked at her funny. Shame grew up
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8n. I mean there are only so many things that parrot can do. CrazyBananas decided to take the day off & told WilDom to manage the treehouse. He was all excited and grabbed MoralEnd
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1against Madonna's keytar player. the Edge had a plan, and the plan was simple, hit the battery compartment with a hackysack, batteries fall out. Problem? Solution. That is until
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2Twas the night before the birthing, and all through the tent, nothing was stirring, not even 50cent. 50Cent was 2busy mixing martinis 2worry about the c section happening 1 tent ov
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5I WILL WIN THIS!" He knew his strategy, it was all about the decoupage. He had brushes & crappy table ready. "HGTV Design Star, look out", he muttered. I am ModPodge, hear me roar!
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8accidently fell and knocked down the swan ice sculpture, snapping it's drippy neck. The Bachelorette was furious w/Squire Jojo, since she loved swans, & took back his rose. "WTF"
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6eyeballs, so much it would have been perfect 4a Visine TV add. Velma said, James, u know my heart belongs 2Shaggy. Then Velma & Shaggy hopped in the MysteryMachine & headed north.
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6We laid on the cocaine dusted 80s shag rug, &Chris Farley's spirit had an idea. Then cowbell started, &Working for the Weekend played &we began to strip. SNL was never the same.
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4We were sitting around the campfire, when Nate decides 2tell a ghost story. It had something to do w/ a crappy Jetta in Maine, &something about a politician. That's not scary. THIS
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3plan to smuggle the immigrants through the tunnel. Like most ideas that are spawned in a hash shop, it sounded good at the time. Um, do u have any snacks? I have the munchies....
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5horrible idea, especially after last night. He was still trying to get the peanutbutter out of his ear. The whole evening must have been epic, bc there was 3 sheep, some clown feet
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3but then he started to think out of the box. That's the day he met his fate with the toaster. He pushed down the lever and watched the redhot coils, he was mesmerized. That is
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3Sadly, at first, Phyllis thought it read Squawkers was jerking his mouse, so when it came time for the introduction she was all hot and bothered. Finally, she got it together and
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5of having to eat all of the crunchy peanut butter in the congressional kitchen. Damnit! I only eat creamy peanut butter, thought Jenson. So he knew it was time to unleash the
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6Well yeah? think you're badass, dont you? I survived Sharktopus VS. Mothra. Now that was an award winner. Sharknado? geez, all you need is a hedge trimmer and you're set.